1. No Problem Babe, We Can Wait
Even sitting down to pick the movie was a challenge, and now, not even halfway through, your partner needs the bathroom.
No problem at all, you can just wait here, mid-suspense, until your partner feels as though you've had quite enough time that you've lost all the will to live.
2. When You Just Can't Get Over The Ex
Sorry that I'm a bit jealous, but I won't apologize for CARING. Yes, that's right, even at 80 both the boyfriend and his ex, will be fully aware of who is the realest.
No fighting here, the queen bee is the queen bee, and nothing can take that title from her.
3. Once You're Past That Point
At the beginning of a relationship, you're polite and you're shy. Then comes the time where everything is open to everyone.
The moment when your partner is comfortable to pass the toilet paper to you through the bathroom door. Well, that means that you're really there. Congratulations.
4. The Lazy Struggle Is Real
Life is full of difficulties, and what more exemplifies this than when you want your phone but it's in the other room? Yes, we know, life is tough.
So what's the solution? Well, it's your partner doing it for you OBVIOUSLY. I mean, what other reason do we actually get into relationships for, anyway?
5. The Eternal Circle Of Doom
What really is life, other than constantly asking your partner what they want for dinner, and them not knowing?
Yes, it's the lifelong struggle that we all must face. All too relatable. But take comfort in this fact; you are not going through this alone. We're all right there with you.
6. Yes, It's Gross. Yes, We Love It.
We can't explain why some things are just so glorious and satisfying despite the fact they are so obviously disgusting.
This is one of them, but you'd be lying if you said that the idea of picking at your partner's pimples isn't the most exciting idea EVER to you. We know the truth.
7. The Moment Of True Gratitude
Yes, there is nothing greater than the moment where heavens align and you realize that by the time you've got home, your partner has actually made dinner for you.
These are the moments where we experience true love, and fighting back tears is the only thing left to do. Truly beautiful.
8. When The Attachment Is Real
Once you're in that routine of being with each other 24/7, one day apart really can feel like a lifetime.
Don't worry though, it's not a lifetime, they'll come home in the end. And when they do, it will be all the more special for it.
9. The Ultimate Sign Of Love
Oh, you want to know where the relationship is at? Well, what if I tell you that there is a joint Costco membership involved?
Yes. That's right. This is serious, baby. No turning back from this point. You all definitely know what we mean.
10. But It's So Pretty
There are moments when the puppy dog eyes simply have to make an appearance. A key example of one of those moments? Ikea.
Ok sure, so we have a good couch. But this couch is BEAUTIFUL. And c'mon, when it's your own beautiful partner asking, how could you say no? Impossible.
11. Never Too Much Cheese
Remember at the beginning of the relationship when you were trying to eat clean and look good? Well, that's not the case anymore. Now it's just CHEESE all the way.
No shame, no inhibitions. We want to eat so much cheese that we pass out in front of Netflix, and we're not ashamed to say it.
12. Wait, Are You Mad At Me?
I'm sorry, if I'm not either being called 'babe', or a nickname, or something cute, then there's got to be something up.
Like, calling me by my real name? Really? Are you suddenly my mother or something? No way. Not today, sir. I don't think so.
13. Let's Stop Pretending, We're Here Now
How many Valentine's Days can you celebrate together before you finally accept that you're gonna stop making a big deal out of it?
Fine, at the beginning it was fancy restaurants. But now it's McDonald's. To be honest, Mcdonald's is nothing to complain about and can be something worth celebrating in its own right.
14. Watch Out Once The War Has Started
Once the prank war is going, it's dangerous territory for everyone. You've got to keep one eye open at all times because you never know when the next attack is coming.
The positive of all this? Once they get you back, it's your turn to get them back again... *Insert evil laugh here*
15. Giving It All For The One You Love
The commute to work without earbuds is quite simply a kind of torture. That's when the partner steps in to save the day by offering their spare earbuds.
Journey? Saved. And this is the moment you know that you're in it for real because they wouldn't do this to someone unless you really were THAT special to them.
16. It's The Effort That Counts
Just because you can't cook doesn't mean that you don't have to try. Especially if it's in the name of love, it really is the thought that counts.
So yeah, maybe you do still have to order a takeaway afterward. But the fact is, your partner cares enough to try, and that's good enough for us.
17. When The Big Move Isn't So Much Fun
All the expectations for moving in with your partner are huge. The glory, the beauty, the fun, the bonding. The reality? None of the above.
The reality is a sea full of boxes that never seem to go down, and the stress that you both feel about this fact. Paradise.
18. There's No Way You're Missing This
When you don't care how tired they are, if you're watching your TV show, then everyone is watching it until the end. Even if that means you having to shout to wake your partner up.
Like come on, do they really expect you to experience the ending of this masterpiece alone? We don't think so.
19. Just Stick To Your Side
When we were single, we used to dream about sharing a bed with the person we love. Now we're taken, we miss having the occasional night to ourselves.
What happened to being able to starfish in the middle of the bed with no problems? This whole "my side, your side," blanket dilemma situation is quite honestly out of hand.
20. It's All In The Timing
Sometimes it really seems as though everything your partner is doing is really just in order to annoy you. Now whether this is true or not, is unclear.
What is true, is that whenever is the worst time for your partner to make things messy, is the time they will do it. It's inevitable. The only thing to do: get over it.
21. The Injustice Of Keeping Things To Yourself
Honestly, it's just inconsiderate that a partner would deprive you of something that could bring so much JOY as popping a zit.
Not even asking? Not even considering? What kind of horrific punishment is this? Nope, there's no justifying it. This is not okay.
22. When Maid Duty Is Not One And Done
Oh sure, I'm just here to look after all of your household and domestic needs... NOT. So how about thinking about what you want me to do, and when?
To you, it's just a "few things" to go in the laundry. To me, it's a whole new workload. Classic relationship move. Checkmate.
23. I Swear We're Different People
It's not that we wanted to slowly merge and morph into the same person... It's just that we both are so hilarious and funny and cool that it was just the natural progression of things.
So what if it makes our friends annoyed? We're having the time of our lives, and that's what is important here.
24. Not What We Expected, But What We Got
When you imagine your life in a relationship, it's roses and parks and romantic walks. The truth? Bathroom conversations are where it's AT.
The best place to get down to the deep and meaningful things is in the bathroom, and you're lying if you try and say this isn't true.
25. And It's A No From Me
TV channel struggle is real, but there's no way we're sitting through a TV show that we don't like. So if the decision has been made before we came home?
Goodbye. Straight out the door. I'm leaving. No point in sticking around for this, once the TV is free then my time will come again.
26. That Awkward Moment When You're Not Involved
There's nothing more awkward than when the couple you're sitting with starts fighting, and you're just sitting there with nothing to say or do.
Yes, the drama is fun to watch, but the fact that you can't do or say anything is more than a bit uncomfortable. No choice other than to just wait it out.
27. This Is Not Bringing Us Closer Together
Remember that scene in 500 Days Of Summer where the happy couple goes to Ikea and it's as if a fairytale has come to life? Yeah, well in reality it's not like that.
In reality, it's like how fast can we get around this store without getting into a huge relationship-ending breakup. And more importantly, when can we finally make it to the only good bit about this...? The Ikea food hall!
28. Praying That Your Friends Like Them
The big moment where your friends meet your partner for the first time is absolutely HUGE. In order to prepare, you've just got to tell them to PLAY NICE.
Other than that, there's nothing else you can do. Just hope and pray for the best that it will all turn out fine and you'll get that glorious seal of approval from your friends.
29. How Much Is It Okay To Lie?
Ok fine, I might be okay with the fact I'm unemployed, but how will my partner's parents react? There's only one way to find out.
The other option? A little white lie. I mean, surely it's better than telling them the truth that I spend my time eating pancakes and watching every single thing that exists on Netflix.
30. There's Definitely Been A Shift Here
As time goes on, priorities change, needs change, and wants change. Sure, flowers were nice at the beginning, but now they won't cut it.
What we want now is PRACTICAL gifts, baby. The true way to our heart at this point in time? Cleaning products and snacks. Yes, you heard us right, and we're not ashamed to say it.
31. Pretending To Be Normal For The Sake Of The Public
When we're out in public, we want everyone to think that we are a happy, normal, respectable couple. So the perfect act gets put on.
When we're at home? The gloves are off, the masks are off, and we can be our true beastly selves. No shame here, we love each other exactly as we are.
32. It's Coupon Time, Baby
Don't lie, you love coupons too. Like, it's pieces of paper that help you get prices reduced and items for free.
Now if that isn't the most exciting thing you've ever heard then we think there's something wrong with you. Coupons are incredible, and you can't fight us on that.
33. A Little Bit Of Indulgence Never Hurt Anyone
We won't apologize for liking long showers. We won't apologize for giving ourselves that luxury of taking time out of the day to truly just relax and be peaceful.
If your partner truly loves you, then they will understand this and also be happy for you. The water bills are not important here, peace of mind always comes first.
34. A Real Cause For Celebration
Just because we're both adults doesn't mean we don't deserve treats, does it? And what is a better treat than pizza? Nothing.
That feeling where you've both worked hard and now it's time to celebrate simply can't be beat. Pizza for the win, each and every time.
35. Those Dreaded Relationship Obligations
Some things about relationships are the perks, some things are the prices we pay. The dreaded work party? It's a price we all must pay.
Yes, we don't want to go, and we all know this. But ultimately, we've got to do our partner a solid and show face. It's not fun, it's real life. And this is where we're at.
36. When The Patience Pays Off
The true reward at the end of a long evening of being a good partner at a social obligation is hearing those glorious words that let you know it's time to go home.
Huge brownie points to you for coming to the event, brownie points for staying, and the sweet relief of home at the end of it all. Now that's good stuff.
37. Pretending To Be Polite For A While
Some moments require true restraint and strength of character. Hanging out with your partner's family is one of those times.
Cue all the fake laughs, forced smiles, and polite comments. Now is the time for the sweet side of you to shine through, and once you get home the beast can be released once more.
38. Falling Victim To The Dark Side
We know that open, honest communication is the key to a healthy relationship. That doesn't mean it's always easy.
What ends up happening? The cold, early bedtime decision. That will fix things, surely. Or not...
39. When The Rage Takes Over
Sometimes the anger just has got to come out. Sometimes it's hard to put the anger away once it's emerged.
We've definitely all had that moment where the fight is still going, but there's nothing left to be fighting about. Probably best to take a time out, a hug will clear things up.
40. Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word
Our pride and ego are our biggest challenges to face. When we know we're wrong, it can be so hard to admit it.
The alternative to facing the music? Well, you know, just lounging around the house looking sad and feeling sorry for ourselves. You never know, it might work...
41. Worse Than An Electric Shock
Is there truly anything more horrifying than the feeling of cold feet creeping up on your warm body in the middle of the night? We think not.
Nothing can prepare you for the shock, or the horror. We stand in solidarity with anyone experiencing this, you will make it through.
42. Hands Off, They're Mine
Yes, it's quite nice to know that other people find your partner attractive when you're out in public, we can't deny it. HOWEVER, if those people think there's any chance with them, they're wrong.
Holding hands, giving a big hug, even a lick if the situation requires it - we're not afraid to go there. We will stake our claim, and won't be ashamed about it either.
43. Physical Loving Still Required
Yes, we might be mad. Does that mean we don't want to hold hands? Absolutely not. Does that mean we will have a happy look on our face? Wrong again.
Love is blind, and it doesn't make a lot of sense. The heart wants what it wants, and holding hands doesn't have to mean we're both happy, it just means we're both in love.
44. The Dreaded Question
Pressure from the in-laws is absolutely not a joke at all. The questions about the future, marriage, and babies are quite enough between the two of you, let alone the entire extended family.
This is one of those situations you just gotta ride out. Stay silent, hope for the best, and the moment will pass. God speed to you all.
45. No Room For Manners Here
Listen, some things are worth fighting for, and the last slice of pizza is one of them. If you think anyone here is being polite, you're very mistaken.
Maybe at the beginning of the relationships people are still being polite, but at this point in time, that's out the window. If you want the last slice, you better be ready to fight for it. This is real life, and it's rough.
46. The Party Starts Once The Guests Are Gone
A dinner party requires a certain amount of decorum. However good the food you've cooked is, you have to be polite and moderate when eating with guests.
Once the guests leave? It's a free for all, baby. The couple can gobble down that food as if nobody's watching, and let's face it, it's kind of like nobody is.
47. The Unspoken Relationship Rule
When we enter into a relationship there are some unspoken contractual rules we unknowingly sign up for. Getting water for your partner when they want some is one of them.
Yes, it might be inconvenient for you. But the truth is, you can't deny them of it. And you can't refuse those big, beautiful eyes.
48. So NOW You're Interested In Me
There are moments when snacks bring us apart and moments when they bring us together. When your partner has been ignoring you until the snacks are open? It's a make-or-break moment.
Depending on the response, it can be a moment of union or a moment of fury. It's not hard to understand why, though. Snacks are life.
49. Watch Out: Paws Involved
When things are going well, the next logical step is to introduce another little creature into the mix.
You know you've made it once there's a pet involved, and the love that pet will receive is unlike anything else. The more the merrier, and getting a pet in a relationship is definitely this vibe.
50. You Can't Fight The Addiction
Shopaholics are not something to be laughed at. It's a serious problem, but the bright side is that the sufferer always ends up looking great.
The real person who struggles is the partner because their wardrobe space is nowhere near as important. But it's the price we pay, and at least we get to stand next to someone looking awesome.
51. In Sickness And In Health
When you agree to be with someone, it's not just when they're on their top form. It's also when they're sick and gross. That's the real sign of true love.
Sticking by someone through thick and thin is the real side of the relationship, and we're so grateful for all the beautiful souls that do it for each other. That's real love.